Will this be just another blog?

The answer to that question is "No way, Jose!" My goal is to make you laugh and hopefully you will accidently click on one of my cards and buy it (Right now, I'm holding up a pocket watch and swaying it back & forth as I'm trying to hypnotize you, "You're getting sleepy"). This is where I will chat about just anything I feel like, while promoting my goods! Hey Guys, not those goods!! Keep your pants on!

Just a few of my Goods! I think I heard one of my cards say, "Take me home!"

Friday, January 9, 2009

The Era of Mascara

Have you ever gone through your makeup bag searching for that one item you need each day even though you have a thousand versions of it, like lipstick or eyeliner? I seriously have no idea why I have so many tubes of mascara. They aren’t even old ones! You would think I was a makeup artist on a movie set with all these tubes! It’s not like I have several colors either. They are all jet-black and waterproof (which I have to wear because I’m part mermaid and it’s nice to look cute for all the other “fish in the sea”). The only difference is that some are for lengthening and others are for volume. Sadly, I’ve gotten into the habit of putting on one type and then layering on another brand to make my own perfect blend! How hard is it to get voluptuous lashes (to match my already voluptuous bottom half, you know so it all balances out like a Big Mac and a diet Coke)? Stay tuned, I’ll have more makeup dilemmas on this blog!

"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed
that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso"
-Rita Rudner

7 comments:

  1. LOL, I have the same problem with lipsticks, I have four or five in my bag and I only use two o_0
    Btw, I LOVE your blog!

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  2. I just use one until its dry :)

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  3. Well, I have one mascara and 7 or more lipsticks and they all are pretty much the same color. I heard that lipstick is only good for 6 month.
    Thanks for commenting at my blog!

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  4. Hahaha Don't even go there. I sold cosmetics for 5 years. Wow the stuff we would get for free! Kinda makes me wish I was still doing it.

    Once used, mascara is only good for 3 months because of bacteria.

    Great blog!

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  5. hahaha!
    I have that problem but with lip gloss & eyeliner!

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  6. make up is very frustrating. I cant find one mascara that I really love. the one's I kind of like have the white coat first step then the mascara. the first step build up seems to help.I heard this from my local radio station.. http://www.q94radio.com/pages/MelissaSid.html ..A new prescription medicine has been created by Allergan, the makers of Botox, that promises to make your lashes "sprout like ferns in a rainforest." Latisse will increase your lash length by 25% and will thicken more than 100%! Patients are expected to pay approximately $120 for a monthly dose. ---sounds promising... Lisa

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  7. so damn TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!!!!

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