Will this be just another blog?

The answer to that question is "No way, Jose!" My goal is to make you laugh and hopefully you will accidently click on one of my cards and buy it (Right now, I'm holding up a pocket watch and swaying it back & forth as I'm trying to hypnotize you, "You're getting sleepy"). This is where I will chat about just anything I feel like, while promoting my goods! Hey Guys, not those goods!! Keep your pants on!

Just a few of my Goods! I think I heard one of my cards say, "Take me home!"

Sunday, January 4, 2009

It's just not fair to climb these stairs!
















Can you see the door to my gym? I think I heard you say, "No." That's because there are three (Yes! T-H-R-E-E) flights of stairs to get to the actual entrance of the gym! Why do I even bother paying for a membership here when I have to workout just to go workout? It would be hilarious if I wasn't a member and all I did was run up and down the stairs as my form of exercise. No one would really know because I would be dressed up in workout clothes! Oh well, I guess I could consider the stairs as my warmup, but sadly I'm panting and begging for air by the time I get to the main door! Why don't they just put my gym at the top of Mount Kilimanjaro! Damn those New Years Resolutions (which I have to admit, this one shows up on the list year after year)!

Here's a quote that really gets me motivated:

"Whenever I feel like exercise,
I lie down until the feeling passes."

-Robert Hutchins
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11 comments:

  1. Anna K.January 5, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    ok,, laughing out loud right now!

    Thanks for sharing this fantastic insight!

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  2. Midway RecordsJanuary 5, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    Found your blog from etsy forum. Great stuff!! Save money & just do the stairs!!

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  3. AprilJanuary 5, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    I'm a fitness buff...and even to me...
    Putting a gym three flights up is just mean!

    That kills me! Hilarious.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    We are just opening our upstairs fitness studio, at The Red Thread. Stairs in old buildings are so steep.

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  5. hmstrjamJanuary 5, 2009 at 10:46 PM

    come on you should be climbing those stairs at least 10 times a day!

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  6. My Inspired RealityJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    Thank you for my laugh out loud moment:):) I think this "exercise" resolution ends up in all of our New Year resolutions:) Great post.

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  7. Connie KrebsJanuary 6, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    LOL I agree, quit the membership and just run aorund the stairs!!

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  8. PiggyJanuary 9, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    I can totally relate to Robert Hutchins' statement.. It happens to me all the time :)

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2009 at 1:30 AM

    I love your blog and the quotes! You're more entertaining than our family reunions!

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  10. MelissaJanuary 16, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    Great blog. The exercise is worth it! You'll see. Thanks for stopping by my blog.

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  11. KelleyJanuary 16, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    Almay! I love your blog, didn't know you had one. Your designs are beautiful and funny. I totally relate to this post about the stairs at the gym. Our gym is 3 levels and I feel like an idiot when I'm panting before my workout and just trying to get up to the womens locker room.

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