Will this be just another blog?

The answer to that question is "No way, Jose!" My goal is to make you laugh and hopefully you will accidently click on one of my cards and buy it (Right now, I'm holding up a pocket watch and swaying it back & forth as I'm trying to hypnotize you, "You're getting sleepy"). This is where I will chat about just anything I feel like, while promoting my goods! Hey Guys, not those goods!! Keep your pants on!

Just a few of my Goods! I think I heard one of my cards say, "Take me home!"

Showing posts with label fruit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fruit. Show all posts

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Pleeza No Squeeza!!!



This was taken at Pike Place Market in Seattle, Washington! I love when I see something funny especially when it rhymes! I have to admit, I ignored their warning to get a little squeeza!

"Most vegetables are something God invented to
let women get even with their children.
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money.
Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine,
something brussels sprouts never do."
-(The Bachelor Home Companion) P.J. O'Rourke

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Eating Fruit = Two Piece Suit?

I love summer because it's the season that produces my favorite vegetables and fruits. Right now, I'm going through a nectarine phase. I really love fruit with a crunch to it. It takes so much energy to get through a nectarine that I easily start to feel full! Look at the ones in these photos! Can we say Miracle Growth? Whoa! At least this is a meal in itself! At this rate I'll be closer to getting another cupcake photo on my office wall (see last blog entry).


"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
-Anonymous
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