Will this be just another blog?

The answer to that question is "No way, Jose!" My goal is to make you laugh and hopefully you will accidently click on one of my cards and buy it (Right now, I'm holding up a pocket watch and swaying it back & forth as I'm trying to hypnotize you, "You're getting sleepy"). This is where I will chat about just anything I feel like, while promoting my goods! Hey Guys, not those goods!! Keep your pants on!

Just a few of my Goods! I think I heard one of my cards say, "Take me home!"

Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Pleeza No Squeeza!!!



This was taken at Pike Place Market in Seattle, Washington! I love when I see something funny especially when it rhymes! I have to admit, I ignored their warning to get a little squeeza!

"Most vegetables are something God invented to
let women get even with their children.
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money.
Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine,
something brussels sprouts never do."
-(The Bachelor Home Companion) P.J. O'Rourke

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Eating Fruit = Two Piece Suit?

I love summer because it's the season that produces my favorite vegetables and fruits. Right now, I'm going through a nectarine phase. I really love fruit with a crunch to it. It takes so much energy to get through a nectarine that I easily start to feel full! Look at the ones in these photos! Can we say Miracle Growth? Whoa! At least this is a meal in itself! At this rate I'll be closer to getting another cupcake photo on my office wall (see last blog entry).


"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
-Anonymous

Monday, July 6, 2009

My Diet is a Riot!

So you're probably wondering why I have pictures of two cupcakes taped to my office cabinets! I consider them as my weight loss milestones. Someone told me that she uses candles to represent her goals, I just extended that to something more yummy looking (sadly, cupcakes are my most favorite dessert)! Staring at these delectable photos may be torturous, but they visually remind me that once upon a time those used to be attached to my ass. I'm not saying I gave up on cupcakes, I just don't eat as many! I will keep you posted as my office wall fills with more cupcakes!


"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand"

-unknown
(I almost wish I thought of that quote myself)

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Merci Beaucoup rhymes with Thank You!!!

How exciting! I just won this photograph as part of a contest on Dongedy's blog!! She is an amazing French photographer who uses mini people with everyday items. I feel like I'm a part of the moment when I see a little plastic-made person chiseling away at a sugar cube or swimming in a martini glass (First of all, I'm not made of plastic, but maybe one day I may need to go that route and secondly, I do love sweets and drinks so her photographs definitely resonate with me)! I would love to shrink myself and drink my way out of a cosmopolitan any day! Actually, I wouldn't have to shrink myself by much. I'm quite petite, so I'm sure I could find my way into a martini glass without a problem! I sound like I need to go to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings!

I love the photo of the two people climbing their way up a jar of Nutella! That would be so dreamy, of course if you're allergic to hazelnuts, this would not be good! Please take some time to check out her shop! I guarantee you'll find some favorite photos that will put a big smile on your face and hopefully end up on the walls of your home!



"I like photographers, you don't ask questions."

-Ronald Reagan
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