Will this be just another blog?

The answer to that question is "No way, Jose!" My goal is to make you laugh and hopefully you will accidently click on one of my cards and buy it (Right now, I'm holding up a pocket watch and swaying it back & forth as I'm trying to hypnotize you, "You're getting sleepy"). This is where I will chat about just anything I feel like, while promoting my goods! Hey Guys, not those goods!! Keep your pants on!

Just a few of my Goods! I think I heard one of my cards say, "Take me home!"

Monday, January 26, 2009

From Rice to Vice

In an earlier discussion I spoke about getting my fiber from brown rice, but not today! I was reading a satirical book that had mentioned Cheetos. I felt like the book was talking to me or that the author knew me personally and wanted to torture me by mentioning those light (I mean in weight, not calories), puffy, powdered cheesy twigs! If I were on a deserted island and could only bring one snack, guess what, Cheetos would be it! I remember when I was in graduate school, I found that I rewarded myself at every boring lecture by visiting the nearby vending machine and getting a can of soda and bag of Cheetos (I was in business school for 4+ years, you do the math). Sadly, they didn't even have the baked version then! I surprisingly don't eat them now, because once I start, I can't stop (for those of you who I've played pranks on, don't even think of sending me a box or a year's supply of these yummy cheesy snacks). In honor of my favorite snack, I found an old article about the Largest Cheeto. I guarantee if I had found that sucker, it would have ended up in tummy faster than I could mention the size of it!

"I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential"

-Mitch Hedburg


  1. I love Cheetos too! I especially like the orange fingers you get after eating them.

  2. I ashamed to admit that I love Cheetos too! They are so bad but taste oh so good!


  3. Hilarious! I have this old joke that "I don't eat orange food" and it originates directly from Cheetos! I mean, who wants orange fingertips when you're done with your snack??!

  4. Orange fingertips, hmmmm....nothing like licking the fingertips, is there??

  5. way to go, now i want some cheetos!!!!!

  6. LOL..the vending machines did me in during Grad school too. Something was necessary to get through classes though, right????


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